Wee Book o' Cludgie Banter

Leave this wee book in the cludgie an' it'll cause arguments as there will be queues outside cludgie doors a' o'er the country. Cludgie-sitters willnae want tae put this wee book doon! It's jam-packed full o' scatter-gun, fast-paced stories an' jokes, quizzes, wurdy puzzles, features, daft wee nods tae the health an' fitness freaks an' cludgie trivia. Who knew thit a trip tae the lavvy cuid be sae much fun?