Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab! It's Oor Wullie's Big Bucket of Laughs Joke Book! With a bucketful of Wullie's funniest one-liners and jokes and a wee bit of help from Wee Eck and Soapy Soutar, Oor Wullie's Big Bucket of Laughs Joke Book is a must-have collection of jokes, japes and jests from Scotland's lovable scamp. What do you call two banana skins? A pair o'slippers. What is bright, red and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. How did the witch know she was ill? She had a dizzy spell! It'll fair mak ye laugh!